• “Does anybody know how many months can we skip social security before they pawn my house?”
  • First hire, after 6 months in the company:
    “How’s that thing called again? Oh yeah, Bundlr.”
  • Google Analytics - Right now 0 active visitors on site:
    “Let’s go home folks…”
  • “OMG, yesterday we doubled our signups! Wait, is it a bug in our dashboard? Yeah, it’s a bug…”
  • At a fancy restaurant:
    “I’ll have the children’s menu, please.”
  • “What the hell is convertible debt?”
  • “How does this code here works?”
    “Don’t touch it!”
  • “When will you finish X?”
    “This week.” (For the 4th week in a row)
  • “Our website is down, why is nobody complaining?”
  • “We got one RT… victory dance!”
  • “And the new version is live! Oh wait… rollback, rollback!”
  • “Do you have some kind of startup discount?”